Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
