Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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