shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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