so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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