He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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