This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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