I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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