Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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