Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
