Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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i think i just naturally attract stoners
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