Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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