Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
well most of my day revolves around power hour
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
40s are totally the cure
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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