I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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