everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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