I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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