Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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