YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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