why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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