Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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