I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
its not stalking. its research.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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