butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What a fucking waste of an outfit
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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