i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This show inspires me to have sex in space
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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