Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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