Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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