Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm like, not good at living.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I forget how to act sober
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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