im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i think my cat just said my name.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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