Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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