forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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