hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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