I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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