Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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