Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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