keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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