Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
