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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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