Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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