everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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