But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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