i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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