I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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