Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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