my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so let's talk penis.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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