I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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