no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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