google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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