i don't like sucking hair
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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