Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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