In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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