He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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