Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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