So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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