Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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