We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The chlamydia really affected his face.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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