Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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