You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think pants incapable of making pants work
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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