im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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