Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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