can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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