dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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