waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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